harryedward: I don’t have to go to school tomorrow
sexybritishllama: jesus christ in 3 months its going to be 2013 i could have sworn it was 2010 like yesterday
colfersaurusrex: I think everyone knew a weird girl obsessed with horses when you were growing up
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
daisugay: my mom acts like tumblr is a huge cult of satan worshipping homosexuals id correct her but its true
I dont know why this is so funny
angelo-c: the-mad-angel-with-a-box: The most captivating and meaningful romance ever captured on film, and they didn’t even need 10 minutes. They didn’t even need words. :’(
theobamakids: michellleobama: mittromney: barackobama: jesus: mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on omg … honey is there something you’d like to tell me mom, what’s going on?
When you're trying to study for finals:
panthereye24: nerdofchaos: lionswolf: lumoslouis: what have i made omfg OH MY GOD IS THIS ON ITUNES omg why does this fit so well
How do you make holy water?
heyfunniest: Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
When you hear your name in a conversation.